16 August 2006

5 Easy Steps to Snag A Date With Me

Well, of course, this is only for interested parties.

Step 1: Read the Job Description. If you find that you have the qualities that will best suit the position, proceed to the next step.

Step 2: Double check. I just want to know if you know what you're getting into.

Step 3: Make sure you read the fine print. That's the last warning.

Step 4: Fill out an application form. The Boyfriend Application that I got from Six Guns Blazing. Cool, eh? Feel free to attach a recent flattering photo. Uh --- well, it is nice to put a face behind the words me thinks.

Step 5: Finally, you can now send the completely filled out form and perhaps a short cover letter and the photo file to my email.

Now, these are pretty simple instructions, innit? Just so you know, it's a lighthearted list for Darren's group writing project. Hahaha.


  1. Sorry babe, already taken....


  2. Fun post..I enjoyed it. It's heading to my list of lists post!

  3. ROTFL!! Our list is up if you’d like to look - http://lilduckduck.com/ducky-moments-in-time/240

    Have a great day!

  4. This list is a blast, especially if you read all attached documentation. I'm just glad my wife didn't make me go through this. We would still be at the not ready to set a date stage.

  5. Josh: Aw, shucks.

    Jersey Girl: good to know you enjoyed it!

    Mama Duck: Checking now... Thanks for stopping by!

    Rick: Hahaha. I'm sure no one will ever take this thing seriously. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

  6. Great minds think alike! Just today I posted "Job description for your perfect boyfriend" at my
    Adventures in Dating After 40" blog http://www.DatingGoddess.com

    Good stuff!

  7. So any winners yet?

    Btw, my new url is www.karlkaufman.blogspot.com.

  8. Sadly, my inbox is still parched. Hahaha. Not that I really expect to be taken seriously. Heh.

    Coolness. I'll checking it out soon! :)

  9. Dating Goddess: Hahaha. That's great! I checked it out and it was a fun read! Thanks for tell ing me. =)

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    I like your story.
    But you'd better take a look here to find a really DIFFERENT dating site.
    Looks amazing, agree? :-)
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    Read more about me or drop me a message from there.