Bloody hell! I think I've gone mental.
I have this memory of doing something that's completely so not like me.
I feel like I should bury my head under the ground just like them ostriches.
I wish I were stoned or wasted so I can blame it on that but --- I wasn't! I was completely sober! Waaaah!
OMIGOD. Please tell me I just dreamt it. omigod. omigod. omigod.
/proceeds to kick herself