My silence tells you everything, huh? Oh, that I'm not dating at all. Hahaha.
It's all good, though, especially with what recently happened to me with the whole guy-in-your-life thingie. Let me be blunt, sweetie. It was horrible.
I saw this guy yesterday. He almost ruined a fabulous day I was having with my friends. He's the one I was referring to when I wrote about booty calls a while back. Grrr. Being reminded of seeing him makes my blood boil. Anyway, it was the second time I saw him out with a girl -- in broad daylight!
Puh-leeze! I am not jealous. Yech. My point is just that he has the audacity to call himself a "friend" but clearly all he wants from me is -- you probably guessed it -- sex. The selfish son of a bitch! [sorry.. I just had to.]
Hey, little man! Go sleep with those girls you go out with and LEAVE. ME. ALONE.