Stonewalled

"I didn't know you can write," he said.

"Uh, yea --" she started to say, "my parents made sure I grew up literate."

Well done, Sherlock.

Er, hi..?

Toying with the idea.. Why not? This might just be the sort of thing I need right now.

So, armed with a number of crazy anecdotes and entertaining stories -- part idiotic, part skilled genius, haha -- that I've collected over the past couple of years, I'm sort of back.

Yes, it's still bloody silly.